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khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

(Source: rianderthal)

3 weeks ago  -  179,692 notes  -  via kepprachameleon © rianderthal

tramampoline:

This is a weird trilogy

1 month ago  -  144,852 notes  -  via mishasbackmuscles © tramampoline

stilinskivevo:

let’s be real, if jackson was still in beacon hills during season three he would’ve run dark stiles over with his lamborghini

(Source: thefloridianbelle)

2 months ago  -  35,986 notes  -  via tigxrlilys © thefloridianbelle

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

chrisnolansscarf:

what a time to be alive.

6 months ago  -  81,196 notes  -  via kurtcobains © chrisnolansscarf

fashion-runways:

RAMI KADI Le Gala Des Mystères Collection pt. 1

8 months ago  -  18,619 notes  -  via ladyannetoinettes © fashion-runways

(Source: justtouchedawkwardly)

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ rise and shine my little feminists lgbt*qs and so on!

(◕ヮ◕)ノ did you sleep well? 

(◕‿◕) have you had a nutritious and filling breakfast?

(◠‿◠) excellent!

(~ ̄▽ ̄)~  ✿ now put these on 

(◡‿◡) and get your war paint ready 

(⊙ヮ⊙) BECAUSE THE REVOLUTION BEGINS TODAY

(Source: shinyrobutts)

1 year ago  -  21,201 notes  -  via hesperidaes © shinyrobutts

deadgirlblogging:

8 inspirational caps of: cheese boy
the cheese will be served after the cakes, my lady

#CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HIM OK #the stately way in which he brings the cheese yet sets it down with such gentleness such vulnerability #my heart skips a beat when he quirks his eyebrow and dares state his opinion to this powerful woman but he does it subtly softly #yet with a little bit of sass #this boy knows how to play the game ladies and gentlemen this boy is coming back for the throne for westeros for everything #there are no men like him only him #his skin has turned from provolone to chèvre to brie #fondue cuts deeper than swords

(Source: slythering)

1 year ago  -  7,158 notes  -  via mycroft © slythering

ekoenig:

isn’t it upsetting that your future boyfriend is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM BOYFIRNE D

(Source: hotsenator)

1 year ago  -  680,191 notes  -  via lastofthetimeladies © hotsenator

buttsextiel:

mikeyway:

does this mean you’ll all stop asking for this url

oh myg od

1 year ago  -  1,883 notes  -  via shutup-andsaysomething-deactiva © mikeyway

benshaws:

Doctor Who AU: Eddie Redmayne as Twelve, Clara Oswald as companion.

1 year ago  -  2,528 notes  -  via formerly-serbranflakes © benshaws

badlydrawnhungergames:

“You’re an embarrassment to us all, Gale”

1 year ago  -  1,256 notes  -  via cassjaytuck © badlydrawnhungergames

panasonicyouth:

cumbersmerch:

flanoir:

spaceconfessional:

raketen:

rapunzelda:

xxxbloody-wwrists666xxx:

sofuckinggodtier:

moomoomimu:

julzcat:

fapitalism:

This is the alternate Spongebob Squarepants theme with the ORIGINAL lyrics.   They wanted this one to be the theme but Nickelodeon told them it was way too long.

this is actually the best thing ive ever heard

FUCK

chokes on biscuit

 help me

 who would’ve known

I WAS LITERALLY EXPECTING ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT

No one could have predicted this

WEEPS

I JUST STARTED LAUGHING AND I CANT STOP

HAHAHAH GODDAMN IT