have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
Rinko Kikuchi by Jumbo Tsui
This is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
The most embarrassing movie you will ever see.
WOULD YOU PLEASE GO INTERCOURSE FAR AWAY FROM ME
on today’s episode of “what is mel gonna use as a capo instead of buying one for five dollars”
If you’re ever feeling unproductive just remember that the logo for the 2012 Olympics cost $600,000 and took two years to finish.
they took 2 years to think of lisa simpson giving a blowjob
collections that are raw as fuck ➝ marchesa spring 2013
shocking new discovery: you are very cute. scientists everywhere are blushing
No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite.” - Nelson Mandela R.I.P (18 July 1918 – 5 December 2013)